Koch Spokesmouth Beaten by College Students October 21, 2011

For the final week of September, Koch Industries’ Director of Corporate Communication Melissa Cohlmia was in a flat spin. She knew that Bloomberg Markets magazine had been investigating Koch on a global scale and the results would soon be published. That it wasn’t going to be pretty was a no-brainer but Cohlmia had no way [...]

Palin Fanatic Brings a Gun to #OWS October 18, 2011

Sarah Palin’s psychotic cult remains in deep denial that its godhead is too chickenshit to put her money where her mouth is and make a play for President. All manner of plans are afoot to change what passes for Palin’s mind, each one more ill-thought-out and ridiculous than the one before. One particularly weird Palin [...]

“Sarah Palin loves us too much NOT to run!” October 5, 2011

So sure have Palinutz been for months that Sarah Palin was possessed of enough integrity to never string them along while taking their money. So sure. I wish I could feel sorry for them, but they’re evil little creatures; you’d never have one for a pet even if you could domesticate it. Jasmine Clark [Moderator] [...]

While Sarah Palin thought about it, 229 less-frightened people have filed for President October 5, 2011

How many candidates would there be if passing a mental health test was a mandatory condition for filing? At least one of these characters think they’re nominating for a king’s throne … and with any luck there’ll soon be another crackpot joining them – nominating for Queen Esther: 1 P20003232 ADAMS, DOROTHY ANN 2011-08-04 2 [...]

“It’s Classified” Mentally Ill Character Based on Sarah Palin September 29, 2011

Former top McCain aide Nicolle Wallace’s latest novel includes a character based on Sarah Palin (a nutbag VP who resigns in disgrace, much like an ethically-challenged psycho who is forced from office to become a reality TV celebrity). Nicolle Wallace did her level best to knowingly get the real psychopath, Sarah Palin, into high office [...]

“Top 10 Reasons the Palin Cult is Not a Cult” by the Palin Cult September 10, 2011

technopeasant [Moderator] 37 minutes ago For those who think Palinistas are cultists, here are 10 legitimate non-cultist reasons various Palinistas support her. It’s like going shopping for groceries. If one of these reasons is your cup of tea, you put it in the buggy, if not you walk by it. So be it. 1) As [...]

The Teabagger Agenda Has Only Ever Been to Get the Colored Out of the White House July 30, 2011

Sarah Palin’s Flying Monkeys NEW ‘Plan B’ to destroy IMDb’s integrity – Update: Israeli Cojones fightback July 21, 2011

The respected institution known as IMDb will never be the same now that it has been infested by the infamous Palin toxic stink. IMDb is in good company, though: Palin’s Flying Monkeys last year forced Dancing With the Stars to protect its reputation and its voting system against them, and this year the Palin Fruit [...]

Sarah Palin Cult making plans to spam Internet Movie Data Base July 19, 2011

imDb has for a long time been the go-to site for information about – and responses to – movies and television shows. Sarah Palin’s poll spamming slaves are about to change all of that. Palin’s movie tribute to herself currently rates 1.5/10 at imDb; let’s see how it looks after a bunch of people who’ve [...]

Sleazy film distributor uses children to bump up attendance at Sarah Palin infomercial July 17, 2011

The fundamentalist Victory Film Group is so desperate after the opening failure of Sarah Palin’s glowing tribute to herself that they’ve looked to the kiddies to help her out. Not everyone’s kids spend their time lying to their parents and getting trashed on booze and fornicating in groups like Bristol Palin habitually did, and the [...]