Archive for September, 2009

Sarah Palin Going Rogue
September 30, 2009

rogue

adj.

1. Vicious and solitary. Used of an animal, especially an elephant.

2. Large, destructive, and anomalous or unpredictable

3. Operating outside normal or desirable controls

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“The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free.” Section 8d

“The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.” Section 8j

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Sarah Palin takes her bad juju to the home of feng shui
September 2, 2009

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A bunch of investment bankers (rhyming slang for ‘wankers’) in the land of forced abortions will be the first lucky audience on the book publicity trail. Is there nothing she won’t do for a buck?

But maybe the Chinese authorities won’t let her into Hong Kong after investigating her links to the Alaska Independence Party bomb-makers. And wait until the Chinese find out about Sarah’s bad karma that she always leaves behind …. they are very superstitious folks, the Chinese …

And will we be able to tell if she’s been eating monkey brains?

And while her audience is looking up her skirt will her facelift go unnoticed? Did it go so badly? Why is she still in hiding?

Questions, always questions ….