Archive for April, 2010

American gun enthusiasts celebrate the killing of 19 American babies
April 23, 2010

On April 19th, 1995 nineteen babies were among the 168 moms and dads and others killed by Timothy McVeigh and his associates.

On April 19th, 2010 a bunch of psychopathic American gun freaks gathered outside DC to celebrate this event by stroking their weapons and threatening the rest of the country with violence.

Gun owners with no penis issues stayed home.

A man is bashed to death, making four million people chuckle
April 21, 2010

Carl Williams, crime druglord legend in his own lunchtime, was bashed to death yesterday in the maximum security prison where he was spending the next 30 years of his life in solitary confinement for the three murders he confessed to. Williams never personally hurt a fly but he arranged (and re-neged on the payments for) the murders of at least a dozen crims around Melbourne – all of whose deaths were avenged with more killings. Even the professional killers didn’t all survive.

Oy. It was so hard keeping track of all the bodies that the TV folks had to make a mini-series – and then weren’t allowed to screen it.

You bet we chuckled – those of us who weren’t laughing out loud. Nice to know the taxpayers won’t have to pay through the nose keep this scum safe any longer.

The news media are breathlessly speculating that it was an inside job ….. and their point would be ……?

Will Sarah Palin ever stop lying? Ever?
April 16, 2010

Her dirty Alaskan mouth is as dishonest as her phony Alaskan heart. But if she told you the truth you wouldn’t give her your money, would you?

It’s funny – for such a bloodthirsty war-mongering bitch she is awful quiet about what it costs the country to turn her on.

A begging letter [from the equally phony SarahPAC] whining about the Bush tax cuts for the rich running out:

The tax man cometh… while tax cuts soon expire. This takes away the private sector’s opportunities to grow and thrive and create jobs, and it diminishes America’s work ethic.

According to the Tax Foundation, Americans worked for over three months of this year, from January 1 to April 9, before they earned enough to pay their federal, state, and local tax obligations. That’s nearly 100 days out of the year to pay government, before we start earning money for our families and small businesses!

Did you know that Americans will pay more in taxes in 2010 than we do for food, clothing, and shelter combined?

The Tax Policy Center projects that 47% of American households will pay no federal income taxes this year. Either their income doesn’t qualify, or they qualified for enough deductions and credits to have no income tax liability for the year. In fact, the bottom 40% of households on average will net money from the federal government in payments and services.

It’s time to bring sanity to our tax system and to simplify the tax code. Please send what you can to SarahPAC today and help the campaigns of good, strong, commonsense Americans who will clean up the mess that Washington has created.

America, as one people with one Constitution, deserves better.

With an Alaskan heart and with support for real hope for the future,

Sarah Palin

If you’re a lonely old retired white man who occasionally shares some “special” time with a little blue pill and a some pictures of Sarah Palin – you’re not alone, there are hundreds like you. And they all send her money. Every month. And her hemlines and heels just keep getting higher.

Will you send her her your pension check to make her skirt go up another half-inch?

You can find some friends just like you on SarahPAC’s quirky financial returns to the FEC. Lotsa lonely old white guys there. By the way, in a demographic where women sorely outnumber men, tell me again …… why is it that you can’t get one?

Sarah Palin spreads her stink over California
April 14, 2010

This time Palin has poisoned the hapless workers at the Cal State Stanislaus foundation – and any other foundation run by religious loonies that thinks it can get away with ignoring regulations that govern them and their endeavors. Ever noticed how the fundamentalist Xians only want other people to live by rules – never, ever themselves?

The foundation is trying to hide the figure it’s paying to Sarah Palin, claiming it’s a private entity not bound by the rules for universities. To prove it, they shredded a copy of her contract on a student-free day, so those pesky students wouldn’t see.

But why would they bother shredding anything, when it’s common knowledge that her speaking fee is at least $100,000?

Could it be that the cost of flying Poison Palin and her entourage of hangers-on to California, and accommodating them in the lap of luxury and paying for security and chauffeurs and God knows what else this grifter pro can get her greedy hands on is the real secret they want to keep from the Californian taxpayers?

Senator Lee’s press release states:

“It is truly shocking and a gross violation of the public trust that such documents would be thrown away and destroyed during a pending investigation,” said Yee. “Found within the same files as regular university business were financial statements and documents of the CSU Stanislaus Foundation – demonstrating that the foundation is operated by taxpayer-funded employees within the university itself. How can they possibly claim that no tax dollars are being used for the Palin event when state employees are called in on their furlough day to help avoid public scrutiny?”

CSU Stanislaus Office of the President last week denied public records requests made by Yee and Californians Aware to disclose how much Palin is getting paid for an upcoming speaking engagement as well as documents and correspondence regarding the university’s 50th Anniversary Gala.

The responses from Campus Compliance Officer Gina Leguria state, “The University has no documents that are responsive to your request.”

CSU officials have often declared foundations as separate private entities even though the CSU Stanislaus Foundation is entirely located within the public university:

• the foundation chair is campus president Hamid Shirvani, a state employee who makes upwards of $300,000/year;
• the executive officer, the treasurer, and the secretary of the board are all employees of CSU Stanislaus;
• every staff member listed on the foundation website are CSU Stanislaus employees, with the exception of one;
• the foundation’s website and the Palin Gala website are located at the taxpayer-funded;
• the Palin fundraiser solicitation and information line is a university telephone number at the university advancement office;
• the foundation’s offices are housed within the campus administration’s building and fully staffed by university employees;
• the work of the foundation is conducted using CSU Stanislaus email accounts, telephones, computers and other taxpayer-funded resources.

“There is not a fine line or even a blurry line between the foundation and the public university; there is absolutely no line,” said Yee.

Prior to denying the CPRA request by Yee and Californians Aware, CSU Stanislaus officials stated that they could not release Palin’s compensation due to a confidentiality term in her contract. State law, however, specifically prohibits a state or local agency from allowing an outside entity to control the disclosure of information that is otherwise subject to the CPRA. In addition, a 2001 case involving Fresno State required the university to disclose documents they held regarding the operations of their foundation.”

Sarah Palin says she DOES know about nuclear issues
April 10, 2010

Asked during the VP debate under what conditions nuclear weapons should be deployed, she replied:

“Uh, nukular weaponry of course would be uh the be-all

end-all of just too many people and too many parts of our

planet so those dangerous regimes again cannot be

allowed to acquire nukular weapons, period. Our nukular

weaponry here in the US is used as a deterrrent and

as a safe, stable way to use nukular weaponry but for

those countries uh North Korea also under Kim Jung Il

we have got to make sure that we’re putting the

economic sanctions on these countries and that we

have friends and allies supporting us in this, to make

sure that leaders like Kim Jung Ul and Ahmadinejad are

not allowed to acquire to proliferate or to use those

nukular weapons, it is that important.”

Believe it or not.

Ladies and gentlmen of the GOP, this is your leader.