Archive for July, 2011

The Teabagger Agenda Has Only Ever Been to Get the Colored Out of the White House
July 30, 2011

Sarah Palin’s Flying Monkeys NEW ‘Plan B’ to destroy IMDb’s integrity – Update: Israeli Cojones fightback
July 21, 2011

The respected institution known as IMDb will never be the same now that it has been infested by the infamous Palin toxic stink. IMDb is in good company, though: Palin’s Flying Monkeys last year forced Dancing With the Stars to protect its reputation and its voting system against them, and this year the Palin Fruit Bats were caught altering Paul Revere’s Wikipedia entry to reflect the bullshit that Sarah Palin had sprayed in public about his famous ride; they succeeded in spamming Sarah Palin right up TIME Magazine’s ‘100 Most Influential People’ poll only to find to their dismay that TIME completely disregarded the poll …. and let’s not forget the fake Twitter account the Palinutz created using the name of Crivella West, publisher of Palin’s highly-censored emails released a few weeks ago.

Fraud, dishonesty, lies, bullshit, spammed polls … all we need is death threats against judges and it’d be like the Palin Administration all over again!

The Cult’s attempts yesterday to fraudulently raise the IMDb rating of their Queen’s movie tribute to herself failed miserably, so their poll-spamming Einstein is back day and night rallying the Palin footsoldiers …. well, some of ’em ….

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IsraeliCojones [Moderator] Today 04:42 PM
ACTION ALERT

Just went to the IMDB site and seriously, the trolls are cleaning our clock.

Here are the updates:

– total votes: 733 (+ 129)

– the “1” votes are 502 (+ 83) and 68.5% (- 0.9%)
– the “10” votes are 202 (+ 40) and 27.6% (+ 0.8%) but also
– the “9” votes are 13 (1.8%) (Palinistas diversifying :D)

Interestingly though, the trolls were 146 more yesterday, and now they are 83 (-63). Is this a sign of fatigue? Wouldn’t bet on it but.

The Palin Patriots vote at a steady average of 45 per day.

Not enough, but better than none. We need more. We need 300 Patriots to vote up this film.

We can win this, by holding our ground until they give up (and they will).

As per usual, post the following link on FB, twitter, everywhere you can:

And tell people to rate the film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt19…

I will repost a complete post on the next OT, with all the usual reminders.
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juju341 [Moderator] Today 04:51 PM in reply to IsraeliCojones
Give it a rest…means nothing.
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IsraeliCojones [Moderator] Today 05:01 PM in reply to juju341
YOU should give it a rest.

Why don’t you just ignore the post if you’re not interested?

Others are: get over it.
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IsraeliCojones is a woman in Israel, deeply obsessed with Sarah Palin and completely uninterested in the parlous state of her own country. Unsurprisingly, she is also an ardent racist. It’s not known if she does indeed possess testicles.

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ACTION ALERT – PLAN B

A reminder of what IMDB is:

#38 global site, #25 US site, 57 millions unique users per month.

IOW, a HUGE site, extremely influential to all movie-goers and movie-fans around the world.

The Undefeated is rated there at 1.6. One 0.1 progress. There’s a long way to go

Since yesterday we have lost ground AGAIN. The Opposition is still highly motivated in dragging the film down on this influential site:

– the “1” votes are 419 (69.4 + 1.3%) + 146
– the “10” votes are 162 (26.8% – 1.4%) + 49

nick noted 2 days ago that perhaps voting 8.0 or 9.0 would be more efficient (it’s impossinle to know as long as we don’t get far more numerous votes than the trolls, but you can always try).

Please go there : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt19…

– RATE the film, by scrolling your mouse on the stars under the title, and click on the rate you wish (a “10” would be a good idea); this procedure is the most important and it takes one second.
– vote up good reviews; (do it everyday)
– vote down bad reviews (do it everyday – this is important, because the review with the best average gets displayed on the main page)
– post a review if you can;
– pass the link on FB, twitter, and every site you know, and tell them to rate the film.
– rate up Bannons’s films.

SWITCHING TO PLAN B (thank you PhillyCon!)

– The film is showing in the following States: AZ, CA, CO, FL, GA, IN, MO, NC, OK, TX, WI
– Please contact your O4P Person if you live in one of those States
– Tell them to send an action item re. IMDB, so that they contact the viewers who can rate and review the film
– If they don’t understand the importance of the site, copy-paste my post if you want

The Trolls are rating at a 4-1 rate against us. And they haven’t see the film.

There is a reason for this: this film, as we’ve seen, can change HEARTS AND MINDS.
That’s why they fear it.
This film is an essential tool to Sarah Palin’s future campaign.

Let’s win this, like we won on Amazon!

Fight the Propaganda Machine.
There’s a campaign coming.
Game On!

Read more about IMDB here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I…

Thank you for your attention and sorry for the repetition.
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GrmaTX [Moderator] Today 04:14 AM in reply to IsraeliCojones
Just spent an hour at the IMDb site “liking” positive reviews.
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I love the logic of the Palinbotz: if you didn’t think Palin’s movie about herself was fabulous and world-changing, you didn’t really see it.

Grateful thanks to the brilliant Azure Ghost for the use of the poster.

Sarah Palin Cult making plans to spam Internet Movie Data Base
July 19, 2011

imDb has for a long time been the go-to site for information about – and responses to – movies and television shows.

Sarah Palin’s poll spamming slaves are about to change all of that. Palin’s movie tribute to herself currently rates 1.5/10 at imDb; let’s see how it looks after a bunch of people who’ve never seen it start spinning it up.

After all, spamming cyber polls worked for Palin when she was governor. Remember her so-called “80% positive” rating?

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IsraeliCojones [Moderator] 32 minutes ago
ACTION ALERT

A reminder of what IMDB is:

#38 global site, #25 US site, 57 millions unique users per month.

IOW, a HUGE site, extremely influential to all movie-goers and movie-fans around the world.

The Undefeated is still rated there at 1.5.

Since yesterday we have lost ground. It tells you that the Opposition is still highly motivated in dragging the film down on this influential site:

– the “1” votes are 273 (68.1 + 2.1%) + 107
– the “10” votes are 113 (28.2% – 1.8%) + 37

nick noted yesterday that perhaps voting 8.0 or 9.0 would be more efficient (it’s impossinle to know as long as we don’t get far more numerous votes than the trolls, but you can always try).

Note: some here have reviewed the film but have forgotten to rate it!

Please go there : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt19…

– RATE the film, by scrolling your mouse on the stars under the title, and click on the rate you wish (a “10” would be a good idea); this procedure is the most important and it takes one second.
– vote up good reviews;
– vote down bad reviews (this is important, because the review with the best average gets displayed on the main page)
– post a review if you can;
– pass the link on FB, twitter, and every site you know, and tell them to rate the film.
– while you’re at it, rate up Bannons’s films: he really deserves it.

Keep working on it, Palin Patriots! A reminder:

The trolls always get tired after a few days. It took weeks to turn about the situation at Amazon when Going Rogue came out.
And now the number of “5 stars” is 863, the number of “1 star” is 311, and the average customer review is “4 stars”. A complete success.

Fight the Propaganda Machine.
There’s a campaign coming.
Yes, we can! *cough, cough*

Read more about IMDB here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I…

Thank you for your attention and sorry for the repetition (I will repost on the nightly Open Thread).
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Sleazy film distributor uses children to bump up attendance at Sarah Palin infomercial
July 17, 2011

The fundamentalist Victory Film Group is so desperate after the opening failure of Sarah Palin’s glowing tribute to herself that they’ve looked to the kiddies to help her out.

Not everyone’s kids spend their time lying to their parents and getting trashed on booze and fornicating in groups like Bristol Palin habitually did, and the film distributor has tracked down some of the youngest and most vulnerable members of the Sarah Palin Cult to persuade them to record something glowing about the star of the movie investment that’s bleeding money.

It’s bizarre watching a 15-year-old urging Sarah Palin to run for office – and me to vote for her – but I have to admit these kids learned their Palin talking points and ‘victim language’ very, very well.

I have to admit, also, that I’m tired of hearing about the millions of Palin supporters out there – nobody ever mentions which planet these supporters live on!

Sarah Palin demands, “I want butts on seats and panic in the streets!”
July 15, 2011

We know from Frank Bailey’s memoir of his years as Sarah Palin’s #1 paid sycophant that Mrs Palin daily issued her talking points to her cult website, conservatives4palin. These were relayed via another paid Palin sycophant, Bekki Mansour.

Sadly for Bekki, she was fired in May for talking out of her big mouth instead of out of her big ass as usual. Obviously Mrs Citizen Palin has been running her own interference with her cult, because they have become like Mrs Citizen Palin herself – hyperactive, erratic, focused on meaningless small details, loud, desperate, and dishonest.

The focus of all this angst is Mrs Palin’s glowing film tribute to herself – The UnderFetid – that she is pushing with whatever energy is left after the effect of the diet pills and Red Bull dies down. She must be emailing her writers at conservatives4palin at least ten times a day – in the past 18 days they’ve written a staggering 75 posts praising the Palin tribute movie and begging each other every couple of hours to go see this movie every couple of hours. (see below) Mrs Palin issued each of the resident scribblers with a copy of the movie but it’s not clear if they wrote their glowing reviews of it before or after they received the film.

The scribblers have begged each other to buy 5 tickets in an attempt to make sure there are sellout screenings (in theaters seating less than 150). One poor, lonely middle-aged (and more-than-slightly-creepy) man has available nine spare tickets, he says. (Sapwolf, a ticket to see Palin’s Triumph of the Will is not a way to meet women, whatever you think.)

So – why all this fuss about an infomercial? Because Mrs Palin is hoping against hope that ordinary folks who think she’s an ignorant attention whore

will pay ten bucks out of curiosity to view this heavily-censored record of her political life.

Mrs Palin is further hoping that the ‘curious’ general public will be so moved by her tribute to herself that they will soon be rioting in the streets, demanding she run for President of the United States in the same anguished manner that the Palinutz do: “Only you can save America, Sarah Palin!”

The recent “world premiere” of this lop-sided advertisement was well-attended – but only by the media. The hordes and hordes of Palin admirers demanding Sarah Palin run for President just never showed up (even though, according to them, there are millions of them).

However, in an effort to fill up the theater by taking up at least three seats, the lonely, unemployed and desperate Bekki Mansour did show up.

All she got for her trouble was the v-e-r-y cold shoulder from a former employer with a very rude crucifix vajazzle …

I don’t know of any person (reasonable or otherwise) who wants to sit through a two-hour advertisement for Sarah Palin, even for the inevitable laughs, so I guess I’ll never know what the movie was really like – but here’s one of the first reviews. The reviewer was consequently not invited to the NY preview of the final cut.

Rotten Tomatoes is also on the case, and of one mind:

Sarah Palin’s tribute to herself (meaning without the scandals of the sports center, Dairygate and Troopergate for starters) will open today in a theater not near you or anyone you know, for a very limited run. If you see it and believe any of it, please drop me a line. I have a pipeline to nowhere you might be interested in laying a bet on.

Conservatives4Palin has failed miserably in all of their efforts and they’re running out of ways to satisfy Mrs Palin’s demands (words are so elitist, aren’t they?) but she has a bee up her ass about her movie tribute and she keeps right on their backs. Every day.




Happy Quittin’ Day, Sarah Palin!
July 3, 2011

For some, the unforgettable thing about that day was Sarah Palin’s erratic breathing, huffing and panting (everything but the bong noise).

For others, it was the formless, wandering and bizarre “speech”.

But my outstanding memory is of Ma Palin’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad drug hair.

One brave little bot had some concerns over the derisive laughter that greeted the quitting speech, so much so that it recently did some research to find some answers:

The total speech lasted 18m38s. As every speech has an introduction, main body, and conclusion I tried to divide her speech into those categories.

The first time Sarah said she was not seeking reelection occurred at 11m21s, or 62% of the way into her speech.
The first time she said she was handing authority to Parnell occurred at 12m19s, or 67% of the way into her speech.

A few thoughts upon reaquainting myself with this speech. First, it had a highly unusual structure. Most speeches have a small introduction and conclusion, and a big main body. Sarah’s had the introduction as the biggest part, and the main body not too much bigger than the conclusion.

Personally I think the speech would have been stronger if the introduction and conclusion had both been only a few sentences each. The reason for the speech, namely why she was resigning, kind of got lost in amongst a lot of other stuff. Eleven and twelve minutes are much too long to get to the two most important statements in the speech, namely that she is not seeking reelection and that she would in fact be stepping down early.

Second, it would also have been better if she had numbered her reasons.

Third, her statement “Don’t explain: your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe you
anyway” was something I disagreed with at the time, and time has proven that it was false.

Fourth, while the speech was relatively weak her delivery was fine. The problem was the speech as it was written not as it was delivered.

What would this smart little bot have written had it been aware that Ma Palin her very self wrote that erratic, nonsensical and amateurish bullshit all by herself? Ha!

Since Sarah Palin up and quit her elected position in Alaska she has lived the life she always dreamed of …. wealth, celebrity, a microphone … yet she insists she was drummed out of the job (a job she hated, according to her published emails). If only it were so easy to get every two-bit, good-for-nothing governor out of office.

Happy Quittin’ Day, Quitter!

Sarah Palin’s Vajazzle-for-Jesus Proves She’s Not Running
July 2, 2011

No rational woman with some experience of life and aspirations of high political office would ever publicly decorate her pudenda in such an offensive manner. Ever.

No wonder people don’t like Sarah Palin.

The presidency requires a rational person. Game over.

Diana; born July 1st, 1961
July 1, 2011