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Palin Fanatic Brings a Gun to #OWS
October 18, 2011

Sarah Palin’s psychotic cult remains in deep denial that its godhead is too chickenshit to put her money where her mouth is and make a play for President. All manner of plans are afoot to change what passes for Palin’s mind, each one more ill-thought-out and ridiculous than the one before.

One particularly weird Palin fanatic is so out of touch with reality that it occurred to him that harassing innocent OWS protesters with offers to watch Sarah Palin’s movie tribute to herself (UnderFeeted) on the spot would make him welcome at OWS.

“Call me crazy but I just got an idea I want to run by everyone. I have undefeated on my IPad. I think tomorrow I’m going to go down to Emory Park were their protesting. I’m going to set around and get to know some people and find a small bunch and just see if they might watch it with me.”

There’s no hint of violence at all, is there? But everyone knows that wherever Palin goes she spreads her toxic stink….

gilamonster8 Today 10:06 PM in reply to gilamonster8

“Ok so about an hour after I got there I saw someone I knew and he gave me one of the nastiest looks I ever seen from him. I knew why as soon as this happens because he is an undercover cop. I just ignore him and things are fine. I was happy to know he was there and I’m sure there were others. So I’m still tring to find the group that I think might work for me and I find some collage age students. They have this pow-wow about what’s wrong and how to fix it.

Let me back up… Guys there are some compete nuts in these protest. I’m not going to recommend that anyone do this. I did it I’m I’m glad I did.

So this group is writing all this stuff down and it was all about big oil big Corp and big gov. I want to scream BINGO… Anyways everything they were saying wasn’t about what the Leader was saying. It was CCC. I got my chance to speak and i did. Long story short half the group got pissed and walked away. That left me with 10 people. I steered the talk to what we need is a person in the gov to take on basturds. They all agree. Wahoo I sank the hook!!!!! Lol Im real worried at this point but there’s no backing down now. I tell them all, I know of one such person and I tell them it’s Sarah. Well that went over like a lead brick. Lots grumpy whines but only one guy left and he flipped me off as he did. So I tell them all I can prove everything I told them if they were willing to listen.

Now this is where I screwed up. The IPad speaker isn’t loud enough. I’ve got nine people to watch and they can’t hear it. Well I run to my truck and get my two sets of earphones and splitter so four can hear. All nine stay but only four watch. Guys I didn’t have to do a damn thing after that, the four that watched took over….. They wanted my phone # so they could get some people together and watch again. They want me to come to a frat house and give a talk…… Show the movie on a big screen…

Now while the four of them are watching I’m talking with the others and I get a phone call…. It’s the high ranking police officer which is a very good friend of mine… Well I’ve never in 20 years ever seen this person mad. To say that she chewed my ass from here to china would be an understatement.lots of reasons for her to be pissed. Anyways as soon as I got the truck to come home the phone rang again… Guys the 20 min. Drive home I didn’t get two words in and got my ass crewed off again. Ok so I’m going to admit my second mistake. Don’t go packing even if it’s legal which it was. That caused undue worry for the police. None of the protester knew but someone got close enough to know I was.”

You’re mistaken, fuckwit: somebody knew, somebody saw, and somebody reported to the police that the Palin fanatic was carrying a concealed weapon.

Emory Park, will you be waiting for a return visit from gilamonster and his iPad?

“Top 10 Reasons the Palin Cult is Not a Cult” by the Palin Cult
September 10, 2011

Mutton dressed as lamb dressed as emissions-huffing biker slut

technopeasant [Moderator] 37 minutes ago

For those who think Palinistas are cultists, here are 10 legitimate non-cultist reasons various Palinistas support her. It’s like going shopping for groceries. If one of these reasons is your cup of tea, you put it in the buggy, if not you walk by it. So be it.

1) As TTC said it a few hours ago, she is the only GOP presidential contender who can beat Obama. Betting on or backing a winning horse does NOT make you a cultist.

* All the polls say she couldn’t come close to beating Obama. Palin’s cultists simply ignore the odds.

2) Because they know her (refers mainly to folks who reside in Alaska). Just because I talk to or intermingle with my neighbor socially or know of her doesn’t mean I am a cultist. That’s called guilt by association. And that’s un-American.

* The majority of Alaskans who “know” her have only contempt for her. Palin’s cultists ignore her sky-high disapproval rating in Alaska.

3) You like the way she performs on the political stage. Just because you appreciate the finer distinctions of her political abilities and prowess doesn’t make you a cultist. What it makes you is a connoisseur.

* Shrill word salad, pornstar platform shoes, and predictable re-hashed talking points aren’t material for connoisseurs; they’re material for Palin’s cultists.

4) Because you are a conservative and Palin is a conservative. Conservatism is an ideology and personal choice and not a passport to coercive brainwashing or mind control.

Invalid argument.

5) Because she stands up to Obama and his radical agenda and is his #1 nemesis. Linked to #1 it goes beyond that in suggesting the Palinista who supports Palin for this reason is politically astute and understands the concept of political matchups.

* Obama ignores her. Only Palin’s cultists would believe they’re politically astute.

6) Because she is young and in her political prime. Sporting aficionados love watching sports’ superstars in the their prime. Was a golf fan a cultist for loving to watch Tiger Woods play golf in his prime? I think not. What they realize though, one is not young forever. Enjoy it while it is here. The time to support Palin is now!

* She’s middle-aged, nipped and tucked mutton dressed up as lamb, and she quit her elected position. Only Palin’s cultists view being “driven from office” as a strength.

7) Palinistas love or respect Palin’s brilliance and intelligence and past accomplishments. When did one ‘s recognition of someone’s success make one a cultist? When a soldier wins the Congressional medal of honor, is the President a cultist for presenting it to him? Palinistas consider it a resume-enhancer, nothing more and nothing less.

* No evidence offered of brilliance nor intelligence. Past accomplishments confined to raising taxes and failed, unbuilt, unwanted pipeline-to-nowhere. Only Palin’s cultists believe those are ‘resume-enhancers’.

8} After seeing The Undefeated. So one sees the light and has a personal revelation to support Sarah Palin after seeing the movie and became spellbound akin to a religious conversion. And later one joins O4P. Does becoming a Palinista under these circumstances make one a cultist? No. Because no one was forcing you to like the movie or unduly influencing you to become a Palinista.

* Spellbound? Religious conversion? Palin’s cultists regularly worship her in exactly those terms.

9) I want my children to have a better life; with Obama and the Leftists at the helm of the ship of state, I am losing hope for them. Sarah Palin will provide them that hope for a better life. So a father or mother wants a better life for their children. For them Palin is a means to an end. Choosing to back a political candidate for that reason does not make one a cultist.

* Under Palin’s failed administration Alaska had the highest school drop-out rate in the country; Palin most certainly did NOT “provide them that hope for a better life”. Palin’s cultists ignore unsavory facts (and Punchumgum doubts the existence of children of lonely old racist white guy technopeasant).

10) Sarah Palin is a devout Christian. 95% of Blacks voted for Obama in 2008. Are they cultists because they identify with Obama’s skin color or had a desire to see the first Black president in office? No. The key word is “identify”. Just because a Christian embraces Sarah Palin at the ballot box does not mean that person sees her as a cult leader. Rather Palin represents an affirmation of their values and that these values will be well represented in the White House.

* Sarah Palin has not attended a church service in years – and admits it. She is devoutly anti-church attendance. Palin’s cultists are disconnected from that nasty little reality (and technopeasant misuses the word “Christian” when referring to his Christianist values).

WHO identifies with Obama's color?

Sarah Palin’s Vajazzle-for-Jesus Proves She’s Not Running
July 2, 2011

No rational woman with some experience of life and aspirations of high political office would ever publicly decorate her pudenda in such an offensive manner. Ever.

No wonder people don’t like Sarah Palin.

The presidency requires a rational person. Game over.

Bristol Palin’s New Chin™ … so big you can now find it on a map!
June 25, 2011

And pretty soon her new fat lips will have their own zipcode …

… but that prehistoric monster jawbone will probably need an international treaty.

Bristol Palin’s Book Cover No.2
March 8, 2011

Sarah Palin and the Real Mama Grizzlies
July 9, 2010

A Message to Sarah Palin from the Gulf
June 19, 2010


To those calling for a civil war (update)
March 29, 2010

by Sgt C, USMC

I can’t speak for all, but in my case – the moment you declare civil war, you’re no longer civilians. The moment you attack the Constitution, you’re now enemies of that Constitution. And I swore to defend and support and if necessary give my life for that Constitution and utilize every tool, technique, and weapon at my disposal to do so. And trust me, I’m not alone.

It’s been said that the military is always preparing for war. That is true. We prepare for combat every day. We ran 5 miles today to the rifle range and shot nearly 200 rounds a piece at targets and then ran back. However, we also pray for peace. I would love one day to be completely unnecessary. But alas, I am a realist, and I know that day will never come.

The headlines of the last week have reminded me more of glimpsing at the S2 Daily Briefing Sheets while in theater or the Al-Jazeera than the NY Times or the Washington Post. Think about that for a moment, let it sink in.

Before I get into the main premise of this article – I need to make two statements here.

First and foremost , when it comes to the back and forth of who did what to whom and why – I don’t give a @!$%#. It doesn’t change the action. In life we’re judged by our actions, nothing more, nothing less. One of the greatest things of the military is when it comes to an enemy, the politics behind the situation – don’t matter in accomplishing that mission. For the military , life is simple in that regard.

Secondly, Regardless of your political ideology, you’ve earned the right as US Citizens to say your piece – no matter how wrong it may be. That is your right, and I will give my life to protect it.

But this government of ours is a democracy. We vote for our representatives, and they vote in our interests. Sometimes, the votes don’t go our way. That’s life, better luck next time. Exhaust your legislative options, and then focus on gaining the required votes and/or seats to achieve your desired legislative vote next election time. That’s the way things work.

But the SECOND you start committing acts of violence and vandalism, then you’ve usurped that Constitution. You in a way have assaulted it. And then you and I (I being every servicemember who has sworn to defend said Constitution) will have a MAJOR PROBLEM.

For those of you calling for a civil war, I implore you to stop and think about what you’re saying. Look around your neighborhood and your city. Now imagine using that terrain to survive. Imagine dodging semi-automatic rifle fire as you scramble from cover to cover, dragging your wounded child behind you. Imagine the deafening report of a mortar as it strikes the ground a 150 feet in front of you, the overpressure enough to shatter your teeth and perforate an ear drum. Try and envision a Stryker rolling through neighbor’s front lawn or a F/A-18 making lazy loops over your head in Close Air Support for the troops in the distance.


Now I ‘d like to disperse a myth here – many of you think that US military would not fight civilians. I can’t speak for all, but in my case – the moment you declare civil war, you’re no longer civilians. The moment you attack the constitution, you’re now enemies of that constitution. And I swore to defend and support and if necessary give my life for that Constitution and utilize every tool, technique, and weapon at my disposal to do so. And trust me, I’m not alone.

I hope some of you heed my words and cool the rhetoric and focus on achieving your goals diplomatically instead of physically. It would never want to receive a frag order to Maryland, or North Dakota, or Texas, but it is an order I will follow no matter how much it pains me to do so.

To those calling for a civil war
March 27, 2010

by Sgt C, USMC

I can’t speak for all, but in my case – the moment you declare civil war, you’re no longer civilians. The moment you attack the Constitution, you’re now enemies of that Constitution. And I swore to defend and support and if necessary give my life for that Constitution and utilize every tool, technique, and weapon at my disposal to do so. And trust me, I’m not alone.

An article I wish I would never have to write – To those calling for a civil war, this Marine wants you to stop, and think…

Sarah Palin’s Alaska – thanks, but no thanks
March 21, 2010

Just let A&E or the Discovery Channel try and pay this lying fraud $1m per ep for her bullshit – and see what happens.

What a shame she had to quit in order to raid her illegal slush fund – she had so much more devastation she planned to achieve.